Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
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Dead Men Tell No Tales - So Might As Well Get Em All Told Now!
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“An Absolutely Blistering Night Out!” - The Isle Of Arran Shoemaker’s Monthly
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Positively Final Voyage! All Aboard!"
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★★★★★ "A raft of cracking anecdotes", Mail on Sunday
★★★★ "Boy can he sell a story… a compelling, evocative account of his south London roots", Evening Standard
★★★★ "Entertaining audiences with stories that are eclectic", The I
"Baker is at ease on stage”, The Times
"It's hard not to marvel at the flow”, The Guardian
Danny Baker - Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
23rd April 2025
Tickets | £30
Opened in 1955, The Hazlitt Theatre offers one of the liveliest and community focused programmes of arts and performance in the south east. The Hazlitt Theatre plays host to a wide variety of comedians, musicians, tributes, dance schools, amature dramatics and local and national performers.
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